Now the man has a Master’s degree and an IQ of over 151, no lie. I should just start a comic strip…
On arriving home …
She Said: Hi, I’m home! How was your day?
He Said: (looking up from the TV and seeing her standing there in a sweat soaked shirt, stretch pants, sneakers, and holding a gym bag.) Did you work late?
SS: Honey, honestly, where have I been?
HS: (defensively) I just thought you worked late. Oh (the light begins to dawn). Were you at the gym?
On arriving home …
She Said: Hi, I’m home! How was your day?
He Said: (looking up from the TV and seeing her standing there in a sweat soaked shirt, stretch pants, sneakers, and holding a gym bag.) Did you work late?
SS: Honey, honestly, where have I been?
HS: (defensively) I just thought you worked late. Oh (the light begins to dawn). Were you at the gym?
SS: (eye roll, mental shrug)
Later, in the kitchen…
He said: Where did you put the milk?
She said: It’s in the refrigerator.
HS: I can’t find it.
SS: (trying hard not to sound sarcastic) Honey, it’s a rectangle about 5 by 3 feet. It’s not even that full. Just look on the top shelf where it always sits (As she talks, she walks over and moves a carton aside).
HS: Oh, you put it behind the orange juice.
At the table, discussing the events of the day…
He Said: I got a new parking spot today that I’ve been wanting for over a year.
SS: Is it closer to the office?
HS: No, it’s further away so I can get some exercise.
SS: Really, how much further?
HS: About 50 yards.
SS: Sigh.
Later, in the kitchen…
He said: Where did you put the milk?
She said: It’s in the refrigerator.
HS: I can’t find it.
SS: (trying hard not to sound sarcastic) Honey, it’s a rectangle about 5 by 3 feet. It’s not even that full. Just look on the top shelf where it always sits (As she talks, she walks over and moves a carton aside).
HS: Oh, you put it behind the orange juice.
At the table, discussing the events of the day…
He Said: I got a new parking spot today that I’ve been wanting for over a year.
SS: Is it closer to the office?
HS: No, it’s further away so I can get some exercise.
SS: Really, how much further?
HS: About 50 yards.
SS: Sigh.
Yeah, I'm laughing and it's my so called life.
An IQ over 151? How does that work? Like, 151.375?
ReplyDeleteIs he a detective?
Hi Matt, hope you're feeling better.
ReplyDeleteMy husband has taken several IQ tests, the lowest of which put him at 151 and the highest at 154. I'm thinking it's not an exact science, but that he's smart, or at least very good at taking IQ tests. The detective thing, well, not really his strength. On the other hand it is real easy to hid his Christmas gifts. I can leave them on the coffee table , or even show them to him in November, then wrap them and put them under the tree and he'll be suprised. =)