Bowling is one of those "sports" that requires drinking. But you need to be good at it. Too little and the bowling becomes boring. Too much and you will never pick up that spare, regardless of how many extra pins you can see.
So it's your birthday? If so, happy day. If not, happy day anyway.
My birthday was Monday BA, and I am glad you put sport in quotes. I haven't bowled since high school and as far as I can tell I'm no better at it than I was then. In fact the bowling gene seems to be missing in my family altogether. I don't think anyone broke 100 but the memory is a bit blurry. I think I did get one spare, so obviously I was a bit over the top at some point. Good news, no balls went into other lanes and the police did not come. M@, I've sent my husband outside to smoke today as the combination of pills and tobacco is making me nauseous.
Bowling is one of those "sports" that requires drinking. But you need to be good at it. Too little and the bowling becomes boring. Too much and you will never pick up that spare, regardless of how many extra pins you can see.
ReplyDeleteSo it's your birthday? If so, happy day. If not, happy day anyway.
I quit bowling when I quit smoking.
ReplyDeleteMy birthday was Monday BA, and I am glad you put sport in quotes. I haven't bowled since high school and as far as I can tell I'm no better at it than I was then. In fact the bowling gene seems to be missing in my family altogether. I don't think anyone broke 100 but the memory is a bit blurry. I think I did get one spare, so obviously I was a bit over the top at some point. Good news, no balls went into other lanes and the police did not come. M@, I've sent my husband outside to smoke today as the combination of pills and tobacco is making me nauseous.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like you mastered the secret of bowling--the drunken pictures are even better than the game.
ReplyDeleteYup crank, just like my wedding photos.
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