Porn? Check, Wine? Check. Fun? Check

So, here’s the funny story about how my daughter, my husband, and I happened to be watching triple X porn together last night. It seems one of her London friends thought it would be hysterical if my girl had to turn on her computer going through customs and they found the CD with two Hungarian girls doing it all, and I mean all, with a couple of American guys. There was even a cameo shot of a black man, although we never saw his face. Customs missed it entirely, as well as the weed another friend had stashed in her wallet. When she found that she had a moment of horrible clarity as she remembered being admonished for petting a drug-sniffing dog at Dulles. Anyway, she was in a morose mode last night when I came in from work, had done some damage to the wine reserves, and was feeling chatty. I had a few in an attempt to catch up, and she told me about trying to play her workout CD and finding this one in the drive. One thing led to another, in that way they always seem to do around me, and before you could say tits and ass, there were way too many of them close up and personal on the little screen. My husband wondered in, grabbed a glass of wine and joined us, and gales of laughter ensued. Later in the evening we took drunken pictures, totally clothed of course, but embarrassing, so you don’t get to see them. Sorry. Have an awesome weekend darlings.